Tag: funny
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June 03, 2008 08:34 AM EDT --
I read this joke today in an email and thought it might give you a chuckle or two.
Wedding Anniversary Joke
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky . . . more
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July 07, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
I received this in my email today and thought it was worth sharing.
Instructions for cleaning a toilet :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water . . . more
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May 30, 2008 09:25 AM EDT --
I just read a very short article here on Gather about Harvey Korman having died. As most everyone knows, he was one of the comedians who was a regular cast member on the Carol Burnett Show. In some places, . . . more
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May 01, 2008 02:28 AM EDT --
Happy May Day!
I ran across this fun little test today on another site and thought I would pass it along to you! Try as I might, I couldn't keep it going in the same direction. Try . . . more
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April 11, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
Someone sent me this....had to share. It's too cute!
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:59 AM EDT --
Komatsu floodlight... this floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fire extinguisher... caution: non-flammable
Earplugs... these . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:48 AM EDT --
REAL WARNINGS FOUND ON:
Wheelbarrow.... do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Farenheit.
Craftsman Push Mower.... Do not attempt to remove blade while . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
Fritos.... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
American Airlines peanuts.... Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
Mark and Spencer's . . . more
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April 19, 2008 01:56 AM EDT --
Little Ones Baby lotion... keep away from children
Fetish Body Mist... not for intimate hygiene
Dial Soap... Directions: use like regular soap
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April 19, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
Interstate 10 near Phoenix AZ... State Prison: do not stop for hitchhikers
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho... Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives
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May 07, 2008 11:51 AM EDT --
I recently went on a field trip with our younger children to the supermarket. We explored the store and learned about nutrition at the same time. It was an educational treat, to say the least. I really . . . more
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May 30, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
My son and I play this in the car on trips.
Naming Famous people.
He starts with giving me a name.
For Example
S EAN C ONNERY
Then I have to come up with the next famous person . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:28 PM EDT --
Dumbest state laws part 1
Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
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April 12, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 2
Hawaii: Billboards are outlawed.
Idaho: Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 3
Massachusetts: It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Michigan: Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:34 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 4
New Mexico: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
New York: New Yorkers . . . more
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April 12, 2008 06:37 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 5
South Dakota: Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Tennessee: Driving is not . . . more
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June 05, 2008 07:24 PM EDT --
I got the funniest email at work today. I work in the computer department and questions from the website go to us first, then we direct them to the appropriate department. All the departments have publicly . . . more
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May 09, 2008 03:58 PM EDT --
"He said he had to..........so I..........................."
This is an old song. Finish the line as it was sang or as you wish. Be funny if you so choose. I love laughter and . . . more
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June 15, 2008 03:05 AM EDT --
Sleeping in the darkness
Hard waking dazed
Sunlight is summer pleasure
This is my first foray -- I hope haiku is acceptable. Its the only form that I knew.
It will . . . more
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